Document 001 · Terpene Identity Society · Confidential

TERPLARS

The catalog follows you. Not the other way.

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I◆The problem

Every seed store works the same way.

You arrive. You browse. You guess.

You pick based on a name, a review, something someone said once.

There is a reason it keeps being wrong. It has a name. It is terpenes.

Once you know your profile, the guessing stops.

II◆What this is and isn’t

What this is

A terpene-profiling platform for people who think carefully about what they consume.

You take a quiz. The quiz reveals your terpene profile — who you are as a consumer, precisely, in the language of organic chemistry.

It does not guess. It calculates.

What this is not

A seed store with a personality quiz attached.

A cannabis brand trying to be interesting. A loyalty programme dressed up as community.

Terplars is an institution. Small, deliberate, not for everyone.

Which is exactly why it works.

III◆How it works

The quizFive questions to start. More arrive over time. About your body, your habits, what you are actually looking for. The algorithm handles the rest.

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The profileSix terpenes mapped to percentages. One dominant. One archetype. A collectible card specific to you. Nobody else gets this one.

III.

The catalogEvery seed is terpene-tagged. Your profile surfaces what fits. The right thing comes up first. You stop buying wrong.

IV.

The circleBehind the catalog is a community. The breeders who made the genetics. The growers who know the difference. Access is by invitation. You earn it.

IV◆The six profiles

The Citrus ExplorerConsumes to sharpen. Not to soften. Most alive before noon, mid-thought.

Limonene

II.

The Pine ArchitectAlways building something. Consumes to think clearly, not differently.

Pinene

III.

The Deep RootSets things down. Properly. The body is the instrument.

Myrcene

IV.

The Night ArchitectComplex, spicy, structured. Managing something — always.

Caryophyllene

The Dusk WandererLives close to the edge of sleep. Notices things others walk past.

Linalool

VI.

The Still PointThe room shifts when they arrive. They know it.

Terpinolene

V◆The quiz

The quiz knows what you don't.

Five questions to start. Your profile sharpens over time.

30Questions

6Terpenes

1Profile

Sample question

When do you usually consume?

morningafternoonnightwith others

TERPLARS

Certified
Member

The Citrus Explorer

Daniel

Limonene

42%

Pinene

28%

Myrcene

18%

Caryophyllene

Terpinolene

Linalool

65% Sativa 35% Indica

Certified Citrus Explorer

Every member receives one. No two are the same.

VI◆The circle

You don't find Terplars.Someone already inside decides you are ready.

Breeders who made the genetics in the catalog.

Growers who track terpene expression the way sommeliers track soil.

Cultural figures serious about this since before it was worth saying out loud.

IInitiate

IIArchive open

IIIInvite earned

IVThreshold

VThe circle

You enter at level one. You ascend by showing up.

VII◆The seeds

We sell seeds.

The catalog is terpene-tagged. Your profile is the filter.

Matched recommendations. Exact. No noise. The seeds are the product. The profile is why you finally buy the right ones.

No bestseller lists. No guessing. No random forum advice.

—◆Access

There is no sign-up.

There is an invitation.

No code yet? Take the quiz. The profile is free.
The platform requires someone who already knows you.

or enter your code

If you do not have a code, someone who does will find you.